I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
MIDGETS
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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