Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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