So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wanna passion pit in your ass
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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