a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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