DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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