Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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