Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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