I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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