I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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