Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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