Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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