i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I need water and some morals
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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