Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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