There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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