Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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