His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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