Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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