yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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