Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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