if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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