Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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