i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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