you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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