Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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