I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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