belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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