You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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