Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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