i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
