Its about making memories worth repressing
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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