that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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