Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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