This girl is more easily done than said...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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