I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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