Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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