Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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