We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm too high and old for this...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You're a disaster
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