I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Randomize
