I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
sarcasm needs its own font
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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