sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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