I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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