Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I love you.
Bad choice
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