in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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