After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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