We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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