singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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