I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Damn victory sex feels great
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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