idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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