I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
That accounts for only three of the penises
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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