I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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