so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
True strength comes from lack of pants
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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