Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
