i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.