better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay