Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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